hope I die before I play the rock and roll hall of fame 25th anniversary show

people who are famous from their teens or young 20s have pictures of themselves around in the public eye a lot longer than they are actually young.  If they live to be very old, it haunts them.

People who did not live long enough to embarass themselves at this concert.  Kurt Cobain, John Lennon, George Harrison, many of the Ramones, half the Who, Brian Jones, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, d. boone, and many I am forgetting.

People who did show up and a quick review.  The parts of the concert I saw, yes I am not sure I saw the whole thing.  There is one host band and guests come in and do a song or two between hosts songs.  Song selection was very strange and some people just should stay out of the public eye and let us remember them as they were when they were 20-30 instead of showcasing the fat, old, plastic surgeried, bald version of themselves.

The hosts–Crosby, Stills & Nash, Stevie Wonder, Paul Simon, Metallica, U2.

CSN-if you are rich and famous there has to be a better way to do gray hair

CSN guest James Taylor-playing love the one you’re with is a fitting tribute to Tiger Woods

Stevie Wonder guests

Sting-Playing bass and looking like he is a lost beach boy from the early 70s.  Misses the police still

BB King-philandering diabetic, VERY old

Smokey Robinson-more face work than Cher

little anthony and the imperials way too old

Jeff Beck-why is this guy famous.  If he was in the Stones instead of Ron Wood, would anyone notice?

Paul Simon-stop air guitar, bass, horn and anything else you are doing.  Still married to Edie Brickell and still looks like the original Anakin Skywalker when they took off the mask, he tries too hard to be personable on stage.

Dion Denucci of the Belmonts really REALLY old, announced Runaround Sue, forgot the words and it turned out he was supposed to be singing the Wanderer.

crosby and nash with simon for here comes the sun,  nash and crosby have to have something better to do when they are not singing than the faces and gestures they made.  and Graham,  really did you need to say that was for George after the song was over?

Garfunkle. go away.  horrible shirt, Bridge over troubled waters is like hey jude just a bad overrated song.

metallica-Who likes them–butt head, the guys from columbine and the record companies who wanted to get rid of napster.  I can’t believe people actually like them in the numbers that they do.  Also, they were responsible for the most ironic part of this concert when the played Enter Sandman with video of Mariano Rivera.  Just dumb, reverse something stupid.  So video of Rivera inspires them to play better? tune tighter?  dumb dumb dumb.

Lou Reed-did way too many drugs or has altzheimers.  He cold not remember any words of his songs and he is another one who could benefit from staying out of the public eye and letting people remember the young lou.

Ozzie Osburne, looks great and healthy with a lot of makeup on.  Would have kept his mystique intact much better if he did not have the show.

Aretha-another host-how can she say sing with me if no one knows the song she is singing.  Even if you say come on you know it does not mean people actually do.

annie lennox sang with Aretha, maybe it is just stage personas from the 80s don’t work in the aughts.

back to metallica

patti smith and bruce springsteen-because the night was actually the one thing I thought was good.

U2 and mick and fergie and will i am (are black eyed peas in the hall of fame?) singing gimmie shelter.

Mick c0uld use some facework and needs to realize he is in his mid sixties and it is just gross watching a 60 year old act like he is even 40.

and shouldn’t they sing songs people know.

this is a companion piece to shim’s post Love stinks.

Published in:  on December 19, 2009 at 12:47 am Leave a Comment
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who wore it best-blowout week

Usually the Who wore it best features of US magazine -when they ask 100 people who wore the same dress or outfit best-are close 56-44, 62-38.  However a phenomenon happened last week that I never saw before.  Out of six pairs, three were mega blowouts 96-4 beyonce over meoldy thornton.  94-6 Jessica Alba over Anna Wintour, 92-8 stephanie pratt over Britney. and two more wore in the high 70s for winners.  Only the Vivica A. Fox 58-42 match up over Michelle Williams was even close.   I cannot think of a reason why this would happen or something to compare this to, but I thought it needed to be pointed out.

Published in:  on December 9, 2009 at 10:42 pm Comments (3)

Tallbob is not so tall

So in the realm of email addresses my name has been everything from ted.trevens to teddy, to ttrevens to trevens to ted and don’t forget snevert, so bob is starting a trend or maybe he did 6 years ago when he got a gmail account to use a descriptive phrase with your name to have as your email address.  However, Bob is only tall relative to those he hangs around with.  If he grew up with the celtics, what would his email be.  heywhatsthatdirtonyourchinbob  or hugosdadbob.  Which brings up the question what is the most distiguising trait you can put on your email address or those of your friends.

Published in:  on December 8, 2009 at 6:23 pm Comments (4)

brilliant basketball

Last year the Celtics had Mikki Moore, he was very skinny, had dreadlocks, he wore number seven and breathed a little too much air on the court.  In a brilliant move this year they signed Marquis Daniels, a foot shorter than Moore but with many similarities in that he is also thin and has dreadlocks.  So when the Celtics assigned him number seven, not only are fans confused, but it was a brilliant strategy to lull other teams into a false sense of security.  Now when the dreadlocked, skinny number seven on the Celtics rebounds, dribbles, scores and just plays with energy, no one is ready for it.  Brilliant. 

 

also, I love Hudson.  As Bob says our chant for this year,  82-0, fo’ fo’ fo’

Published in:  on November 3, 2009 at 10:18 pm Comments (1)

our dumb neighbor

So we have a neighbor who got a baby German Shepard six months ago.  When she brought him home she told us his name was Pranee (pronounced Pra Nay).  Now she started calling him Pranee (pronounced Pra Knee) as a nick name.  I have told Courtney over and over again, you cannot have nicknames that are just a different pronounciation of the same word.  It is just stupid.  It would be like my name is Teddy (pronounced Ted dee)  and my nickname is Teddy (pronounced Ted day).  Once again it is just stupid.  I have good nick names for my pets-Paisley is called Pousley, Baloo is called Mr. Stinky Dog.   I fully expect Don to write at least 5,000 words about how I am wrong and if he were a pet he would not want me as his owner.

Published in:  on October 20, 2009 at 11:01 am Comments (7)

interesting things from a weekend with Molly and Emma

We went to Sephora (a make-up store) and they mixed all kinds of perfume on the free cotton pads and thenMolly  pulled them out of her pocket all weekend.   Emma asked to smell them every time they were out.

Blue nail polish is in.

Emma can put her own eyeshadow on, Molly requested help.

All weekend they wanted to go back to Sephora.

They know how to use our TV remote better than us.

Emma thought our waiter at sound bites had an Irish accent, which spurred a discussion that his accent was either from Maine or Spain.

Knowing limits with little kids is good.  If they say can I have pancakes and an omelette, it probably is better to make them choose one.

Molly’s favorite is Baloo, Emma’s is Paisley.  

No juice or lemonade, only water or fizzy water.  (they are very impressed by Kathy’s seltzer machine).

Things Molly and Emma told us this weekend that we need confirmation of,

They go to a school that has 8 first grade classes and 8 second grade classes and a pre school and that’s it.  

All the little pre school kids don’t know how to pull up their own diapers.

 They are going to Arizona sometime soon.

They are not allowed any chewy, hard or crunchy candy, but all chocolate is fine.

Published in:  on October 18, 2009 at 6:21 pm Leave a Comment

Junior

There are a lot of Juniors in this world that are misunderstood.  Junior Mints-never saw senior mints.  Carl’s Jr.-it just does not make sense.  But one Junior that makes sense is Junior Seau-from his first retirement, which he called graduation in a long press conference to his most recent signing with the Patriots, he is always colorful.  So this is the quote I heard on the radio today and had to find, just because it makes so much sense.

“I, basically in eight months, have been working out for a chance to make a choice, a chance I didn’t have control of; Bill had control of that. But the choice was to be prepared for that chance. So for eight months I have been training to receive a chance – and to have a choice – and here we are.’’

It reminds me of something Mike Brady would say in A Very Brady Movie or A Very Brady Sequel which by the way are brilliant.   In fact, did you know that the Brady Bunch True Hollywood Story on E! was the most watched True Hollywood Story ever?

Published in:  on October 16, 2009 at 1:26 am Comments (2)

from our old friend ron kaplan

Don’t ever have your media day on Yom Kippur

 

http://myespn.go.com/blogs/truehoop/0-44-106/When-There-s-a-Blackout-in-Cleveland.html

Published in:  on October 1, 2009 at 9:25 pm Comments (3)

It’s weird

The headline on Yahoo this morning was, Palin Finishes Memoir Early and my immediate reaction was, ” She must have cheated”.

Published in:  on September 29, 2009 at 10:12 am Leave a Comment

US on the way down

So this week US magazine jumped the shark.  It was Emmys week.  All everyone was talking about even here on the east coast was the Emmys.  Doogie Howser hosted and all the glam and glitter were out.  So who is on the cover?   

8month pregnant Heidi Klum in Marchesa?

Blake Lively in Versace?

Drew Barrymore in Lhullier?

 

No Jessica Simpson whose dog got snatched by a coyote.  

This alone is bad, but the new advertising trend of 3-4 page ads that seem to be articles and say doesn’t she look great in Michael Kors,  and then mentions Michael Kors 6 more times and sends the reader to the website.  Maybe I’m just frustrated that I actually read 3 pages of the article before realizing it was an ad.

Published in:  on September 25, 2009 at 6:50 pm Comments (3)