Teddy: I can’t wear white shirts, I always get food on them and destroy them after one wearing
Courtney: Don’t be ridiculous
Teddy: I know me, trust me
Courtney: I’ll buy it for you.
six months pass till I have the confidence to wear the new white shirt. First wearing fine. Second wearing-I have to bring my anniversary flowers to the trash and get orange flower goo on the shirt.
Teddy: The wash did not get that flower goo out, can you bleach the shirt.
Courtney: Throw that thing out.
Notices she did not say-you were right. At least it wasn’t food
